Satan Hailed With Grape Juice, Big Dildo in Oklahoma Black Mass

It was an epic battle between crucifixes and deified baked goods vs. grape juice and dildos in Oklahoma City on Sunday night—and while it's unclear which side won in the fight over the "black mass", we know for certain that (as always happens when alleged adults engage in such fights) dignity and enlightenment once… »9/22/14 11:59am9/22/14 11:59am

More Problems Found at Leaky New Mexico Nuclear Waste Dump

The New Mexico dump which holds the nation's dirtiest laundry from nearly 70 years of nuclear weapons production was supposed to be a an accident-proof underground vault that would entomb radioactive waste in a 2,000-foot thick layer of salt for at least 10,000 years. »9/19/14 1:40pm9/19/14 1:40pm

​"Black Mass" Sold Out as Satanic Fever Grips Oklahoma City

Wagons are being circled, tizzies are being thrown and children are being thought of in Oklahoma City, as the state's religious leaders are urging the faithful to pray like they've never prayed before in preparation for the most eagerly-anticipated religious event in the history of the city—one which the Catholic… »9/15/14 12:40pm9/15/14 12:40pm